I Only Have a Kitchen Because it Came With The House Funny Retro Housewife Kitchen Towel

This kitchen towel says “I Only Have a Kitchen because it came with the house.” Alternate variation says, "I Only Have a Kitchen because it came with the apartment." It measures 16” x 28”, and is a super soft and ultra-absorbent professional weight waffle weave. It holds more than 8x its weight in liquids but dries 2x faster than traditional fibers. Clean, dry, and polish, to a lint free and streak free shine in your home, office or vehicle.

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Overall dimensions: 16” x 28”. Stitching may cause the measurement to vary up to ½”.

100% Polyester, sublimation printed with permanent ink that bonds with the fibers. Do not bleach.

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